Why are you, you?
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
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pinkvelourtracksuit:

even when u niggas sleep on me, i’m woke on my own self. i know how great i am. i know i’m a gem. 

dynastylnoire:

nearlyvintage:

Dwayne and Rocky Johnson - 1981

maaaaaan

😵bruh.

spoken-not-written:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING

lokis-dirty-whispers:

Submission: “All your worries, anxieties, troubles are banished from this place. I have naught but contempt for anything that would rob your lips of that captivating smile. Now come closer; bring me your beautiful lips once more…”

😤😤😤

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

if u texted drake in the middle of the night that u were sad he would leap into his toyota corrola and drive to your house immediately…even tho his legs are too big and his knees smash into the steering wheel every time he gets into the car…and sometimes at night he wonders if he should buy a more fuel efficient car…but his mom gave him this toyota corolla in high school and he doesnt want to disrespect her

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

jackfrostciicle:

jarexz:

loveatitsfinest:

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou:

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

the comments are painfully accurate. 

the freeze-frame makes it even more incredible

every time

Hahaaaa