even when u niggas sleep on me, i’m woke on my own self. i know how great i am. i know i’m a gem.
I AM FUCKING SCREAMING
Submission: “All your worries, anxieties, troubles are banished from this place. I have naught but contempt for anything that would rob your lips of that captivating smile. Now come closer; bring me your beautiful lips once more…”
- daddy issues
- friend zoned
- jail bait
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
Ahh, it’s back
i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.
every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.
the comments are painfully accurate.
the freeze-frame makes it even more incredible